THE GREAT MOUSE PERSPECTIVE
/Inspired by many 80’s cartoons of yore, this very special episode hits the ground scamping when Pete is shrunk down to mouse-size by a gang of evil skeletons!
Stranded in the distant world of tomorrow, Pete Schwartz struggles on, exploring the convoluted secrets of…
PETE’S PARANORMAL UNIVERSE…
…where the paranormal is normal
HALLOWEEN HORR(ORBISON)
/After striking out on a hot date with Lady Justice, Pete resurrects Roy Orbison from the dead in a botched attempt to win her back
PHANTHROPOMORPHIC SPOOKOLOGY
/Pete is drafted onto a team of mercenary treasure hunters to retrieve an artifact of unfathomable value in…Phanthropomorphic Spookology!
CANNIBAL HOLOSOCKS
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When a drunken Pete is picked up by a mysterious leather salesman, he finds himself on a dark path full of cannibals and very uncomfortable socks…
VINYL TRAP
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In this needle-dropping season premiere, Pete Schwartz finds himself caught in a deadly time loop while housesitting in the middle of nowhere
TERROR AT 70 FEET!
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Time travel with Pete as he explores the paranormal realm of New Glasgow’s Maritime Building!
Close your eyes and listen to a raucous party full of ghosts and ghouls and legendary demons!
WARNING: This podcast contains foul language, brief nudity, historical facts about New Glasgow, and jokes that won’t make you laugh. Listen with caution…
A NOVA BOREALIS
/A mysterious psychedelic earthquake sets off a series of strange events in the ghost town of Wolfton as Pete reunites with an old friend
FOR WHOM THE BELL TROLLS
/What really happened to the Bell sisters? Detective Mack Jackson of the N.S. Troll Department is on the case as Pete gets bullied online by a lonely man with a tragic past…
A HALLOWEEN CAROL
/This blast from the past drags us to Hell on a cold, lonely Hallows Eve! Suffer with Pete as his twisted story meanders with distinctive Dickensian flair, ending in an avalanche of unspeakable, unrecordable…horror!
TURN THE VOLUME UP! TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN!
PETE SCHWARTZ vs THE HAUNTED TOOTH
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After a nightmarish trip to the dentist, Pete is tortured by the vengeful ghost of his dead tooth
Warning: This episode contains rare audio of a so-called “tooth haunting” All tooth-sensitive people should listen with caution
SPRINGTIME FOR F'THULHU
/Can our antihero escape F'Thulhu's ocean death trap, or will he drown in his sorrows? Plunge into the final chapter of the F'Thulhu saga…if you dare!
WINTER OF F'THULHU
/Pete dives deeper into the dank recesses of a fabled underwater city in chapter two of the F’Thulhu saga!
FALL OF F'THULHU
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Embark on an unexpected journey with detective Pete Schwartz in chapter one of the F’Thulhu saga – a Lovecraftian epic 400 years in the making!
A deep, dank mystery lies on the ocean floor of the Bay of Fundy as Pete unearths the dark secrets of a foggy town called Wolfton…
DEATH AND THE FORERUNNER
/A classic Nova Scotian ghost story about a lighthouse keeper and a deathly spirit
SHAWARMAGEDDON!
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While quarantined with friends and foes during a zombie pandemic, Pete makes chicken shawarma for dinner…with disastrous results
THE OAK ISLAND UFO
/Pete sets out on a quest to Oak Island in search of extraterrestrial treasure, but his plans are soon thwarted by a reality TV show on a similar mission
GHOUL YEAR'S EVE
/Pete investigates a basement haunting, trailing the spirit of a long-dead fisherman
RAY OF LIGHT
/After a 20-year disappearance, Pete Schwartz awakens inside the body of a stranger living in an alternate universe, where all things paranormal are very normal
